Top 5 Lists: How You Found Us (NSFW)

Morality Points has been around for a little over three months. In that time, we’ve gotten 3, 736 hits (at the time of this writing). Most of these hits have come from Stumble (which if you’ve gotten here through StumbleUpon, please thumbs us up!) or from Facebook and Twitter. Those who haven’t found us that way have discovered our website through search terms. People have found Morality Points by searching for a variety of different things. I wanted to take the time and share with you the most popular search terms:

Top 5 Most Popular Search Hits

5. mass effect 2 break up

4. nba2k10 my player mode

3. bill and ted’s excellent adventure

2. assassins creed 2

1. assassin’s creed 2

So apparently, you guys love Assassin’s Creed 2 (although we’re a little uncertain about whether or not to put the apostrophe, eh?). I also got a kick that so many people want to know how to break up with their virtual booty calls in Mass Effect 2. So here’s a simple solution: in the final mission, just have him or her get killed. Sure, it’s a little ruthless, but you all seem pretty desperate to separate from your (in)significant other.

And Keanu Reeves owes this site a great deal of thanks. We’ve made him famous (arguably for the first time).

Now, for my favorite list: the Top Five Strangest Search Terms. (NSFW, folks, believe it or not)

5. mass effect 2 feels empty

Yes, I suppose Mass Effect 2 does feel empty (that was one of my complaints about the game when I reviewed it), but I wonder what the person was doing when they searched for that? Maybe they were looking for a forum to grief on, or maybe they were trying to find a support group.

4. photo of morality

This is like searching for “photo of thinking.” You can’t take a photo of morality—you can take a photo of moral actions, but not of the concept. If you could it might look something like this:

THIS IS MORALITY

Or maybe this:

Moral the Dog

Read on after the break for the top 3.